💙🐾 Rush ΔΓΔ — Join "The Sorority" TODAY!
Dear Potential New Member,
Do YOU think you have what it takes to be a complete degenerate, promote yourself as this complete degenerate, fulfill lifelong spite to your family -- and LOVE football?!?! If so, then fill out the form and join The Sorority today!
Your life will never be the same. You're welcome.
Xoxo,
Corrine (House Bunny)
What We Value ⭐
- Real Sisterhood — built on honesty, trust, unconditional support and Daddy issues.
- Athletic Grit & Competitive Spirit — if you’ve ever played on the field or fought for a win, you know the grind; we respect it. Or, you will not fit in. We will make you cry. We do NOT like losers. If you are upset about this right now -- you're a loser.
- Chaos & Truth — we don’t sugarcoat. The truth always comes out. We like watching shit burn.
- Loyalty & Integrity — we’ve got each other’s backs through tailgates, blowouts, bad bets, and big wins. We got you, girl.
- Community & Belonging — SPRING BREAK FOREVER!!!!! All you need is to not be a moron or asshole. Get in where you fit in. Unless you like Eli Manning. Then you do not belong here. You can go away forever. That is a LONG time, bruh.
🎙️ What You Get When You Rush ΔΓΔ
- A voice: weekly podcast spots, real talk, and full creative freedom. But not too loud, ok? My hearing is jacked.
- A sisterhood: unconditional acceptance, support, and shared chaos. No, we're not gonna fucking share pants ok. I'm a 00. Who the hell am I sharing with? Your 5th grader? Ok...
- A home: jk bitches. This is a sorority, not a soup kitchen. Get your own house.
- A legacy: belonging to something wild, real, and totally ours until I stop paying the godaddy renewal.
BONUS: You get to talk to Corrine. I have a wild life. Catch up.
💌 How to Rush
- Fill out our pledge form here — see blank spaces? Fill in.
- Show up for “The First Down Debate” — answer the call, press the link button and get ready to get down.
- Get inducted — Welcome to ΔΓΔ. Shit's about to get real.
Pro tip: Share your location with someone responsible.